Funny Pet Names

Funny pet names are a fun way to express how you feel about your pet. Our pets can bring us joy and happiness. There's no disputing that. So, there is nothing wrong with choosing a fun name. Dogs learn their names and commands based on short and easy words. For other pets, there are really no limitations as to what you can name them. You can be as funny and creative as you like. Make sure it is something that the whole family can easily pronounce. Also, be certain the funny pet name won't cause any embarrassment for any of the family members when someone uses it. For ideas for funny pet names, you will find many books or magazines with good suggestions. Here's a good starter list.

Ammo
Archie
C.H.U.D. (cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller)
Cujo
Dr. Pickles
EddieG-unit
Gator
Happy Tuxedo
Holmes
Homey
Hooch
Keno
Knockout
Knuckles
Ninja
Nugget
Paws
Scaggs
Popeye
Schnapps
Septimus
Sisyphus
Sputnik
Squeeky
Stay (try it)
Taz
Zeus
Zorro

Ruff Ruff says "Please Don't Go"

My dog is the funniest pet around. I know everyone thinks their pet is funny, so do I. One of the most hilarious things that Ruff Ruff does is when it is time for me to go to work, he protests. No not in the normal way of barking or running around, or even laying in front of the door to block it. Ruff Ruff runs to my closet and gets some of my more casual clothes like my sweats and brings it to me. He knows that when I put my suit on, that I am leaving without him. So he does his best to let me know that isn't what he wants. When I proceed to leave anyway, you guessed it, he says "Ruff Ruff."

A Dog's Ten Commandments

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.

9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.

10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.

We do not have to wait for Heaven, to be surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness. They are here on earth and have four legs!

Puppy Rules: It's Mine

If I like it, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If toys are out, all of them are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.

P.S. Same rules go for human toddlers!

My Cats Clean Their Litter Box

I have two of the funniest cats in the world. They are nothing short of amusing entertainment! They have a strange but entertaining habit of cleaning their litter boxes. Yes, I mean cleaning them from top to bottom after using them. I don’t mean the usual “covering up” after their business is done. They stay in the box several minutes afterwards and scratch at every spot of the box and then the lid. They both do it as if they know the other is watching and don't want to miss anything in case it is spot checked. When they have completed the task, they each step out of the box and look back as if admiring their handiwork.

Funny Dog Show Story

This funny pet story makes me laugh every time I read it.

First time at a dog show, I'll never go near one again.
The Breeder said "Show him" when I bought my dog,
I showed him alright, the whole place was agog.
They gave me a number, they gave me a pin.
But I couldn't bear to stick the thing in.
So I rushed to the shop and bought some clear glue.
Then I stuck the card onto his back in the loo.
We arrived at the ringside to find we were first.
In the Puppy Class (this part is the worst).
We marched in together as fast as we were able.
Arrived at the judge who said "Up on the table".
This really surprised me, my skirt was quite tight.
And I just couldn't make it, try hard as I might.
The Judge looked quite worried, he said "Listen here
Put your dog on the table, not you, my dear."
By now I was trembling, I felt such a fool.
But I said to myself..."Play it cool, play it cool."
"How old?" said the Judge, I heard it quite clear.
Well really, I thought, and said "Thirty next year."
The Steward, poor fellow, threw a kind of fit.
He spluttered, he coughed, and his eyes ran a bit.
"I'd have that cough seen to" I said to him when.
He'd finally stopped...then he started again.
"Once round the ring, dear, as fast as you can"
Said the Judge, so I did, I just ran and ran,
But when I arrived (out of breath, I'll admit).
The Judge said "Your dog, dear." I felt like a twit.
Off round once again, I kept my head bent.
Oh the shame, my pup crouched, he just went and went.
A lady came running with bucket and spade.
With manure so spicy, has she got it made.
We came back to the Judge who said with a frown
"Stand your dog." I said "Please sir, he's not lying down."
"You can take First Place stand. " he said. I said "Ta."
What a job I had getting that stand into the car!

Funny Pet Ads

Whether you are a pet lover or not, you have to admit that there are funny pets. Pet owners can talk for hours about the hilarious things their beloved critters do. But how about the funny pet ads? I found a site which has listed some of the funniest ads you will ever see. Pedigree is at the top of the list due to their cool ads for pet food. Check it out here. Now try not to laugh too loud. Unless of course you are one of those so called pet lovers. And if you are then we wouldn't expect anything less from you.

More Funny Pet Names

More Funny Pet Names, this time funny dog names

Ammo
Archie
C.H.U.D. (cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller)
Cujo
Eddie
G-unit
Gator
Holmes
Homey
Hooch
Keno
Knockout
Knuckles
Ninja
Nugget
Paws Scaggs
Pecker
Popeye
Schnapps
Snoopy
Sputnik
Squeeky
Stay (try it)
Taz
Zed Zeppelin
Zeus
Zorro

Highlighting Cats Pics

Sometimes pictures pets are worth a thousand words. Cat stories are most appreciated by seeing for yourself. You can't help but love the funny pets in our lives.

And Now for Some Funny Pet Names

Cats are Next

Cutsie
Colletta
Sheba
Sugar
Lakiesha
Boston
Tali
Chat
Smokey
Hippey
Muchka
Eskimo
Lexi
Casper
Ginger
Trixie Boo
Xenia
Hitler
Ruby
Harriet
Shadow
Blackey
Elton
Jinx
Bam Bam

Funny Dog Names

Funny Pet Names: Let's start with dogs first:

Askim (What's his name?)
Blotto
Blubber
Bogie
Buckshot
Buzzsaw
Chewme
Chunky
Deogee (De=D; o=O; gee=G)
Ding Dong
Dolittle
Elvis
Farter
Furball
Gizmo
Gomer
Gonner
Hobo
Hulk (Big Dog)
Jughead
Kegger
Klutz
Knuckles
Nightmare
Nutt
Ozzy
Patches
Scaggs
Peanut
Puddles
Rambone
Rimshot
Sarge
Sausage
Showoff
Shredder
Stay (try it)
Target (dark patch on eye)
Toots
Wookie
Zippo

I Do Dog Tricks

Do you appreciate a dog that listens and obeys? Well then check out this link and see a funny dog do just what you tell him.

http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html

Jokes

Pet Jokes - More Funny Dog Lines

Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites!

Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
A: An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Q: What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A: A whino!

Q: What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
A: Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

Q: When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
A: When the door is open!

Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Cats and Their Gifts To Us

For me, one of the many joys of owning outside cats is the very real possibility that I can walk out onto my deck in my bare feet and step in squirrel guts. Don't laugh, I'm not kidding. Anyone who owns or has ever owned an outside cat knows that outside cats think the world exists only to supply them with vermin-ridden small creatures to destroy.

Many cat lovers will tell you that a cat is giving you a high honor by placing a mangled rabbit on your doorstep. Horse puckey. They do it to make you scream in revulsion and/or vomit. Making your owner sick is a high honor in the halls of cat-dom.

We have two outside cats, Yum Yum and Lonely. Yes, Lonely. Well he is Lonely No More now that he found a place to live. Yum Yum? Well, my kids named her. They don't like to be petted like normal cats, and they take great measures to avoid human contact.

Lonely looks like the feline hair ball and Yum Yum is a cute, it not feisty, black and white "friend." Their true talents, however lie in their bloodthirsty pursuit of hapless small animals. Squirrels, rabbits, birds, mice, you name it. I have seen all of their insides. I look at the cats and they give me this "What? Did I do something wrong?" look. Well, yes, you did.

If only I could scold them and make them clean up their mess. But that wouldn't be cat-like. They have the easiest jobs in the world: eat, sleep, and, yes, kill.

I Told You I Didn't Feel Well

I have heard many cat owners talk about funny cat pictures, but this had to be the most hilarious of all the dog pics ever taken.

Some random thoughts:

Speaking of funny pet photos, if you haven't seen "The World's Ugliest Dog," you have to see Elwood. He won the contest again. Of all funny looking dogs, he is the best.


This site is dedicated to funny pets. That means it is open to pet jokes, cat humor, (or cats humor for those of you with several), and of course that includes funny cat pics.

Before I go any further, funny cat photos are harder to come by. However, I do have a gem or two I'll be uploading soon.

Back to my purpose for the blog. We will be offering some cat stories, funny pet names, and dog fun soon as well. Don't you love how I am all over the place with my random thoughts? That is why it is random.

I never used to be a cat person, but once I got my first two, I realized they are funny cats, very funny cats. So I grabbed the camera and took, you guessed it, some funny cats pictures.

Not to neglect my personal favorite animal, dogs. How about if I say funny cats and dogs. Because they are both so amusing. But as I said funny pictures of cats are rare. If you have one that you'd like me to post, please let me know. In the meantime, I'll stop "randoming" my thoughts. Enjoy the pet humor.

You Know You Are a Dog Person When...

All dates must pass your dog's inspection.

All of your clothes have dog hair on them, even when they come back from the laundromat or dry cleaners.

You get birthday cards for each of your dogs from family, friends, and the vet. Every gift you ever get has something to do with dogs.

Kiss your dog more than 10 times per greeting.

All your non-dog friends know to dress down when visiting your house

Books and movies are ruined for you if the dog references are incorrect.

Onlookers grimace at the sight of you sharing your sandwich with your four-legged pal, bite for bite.

Call long distance and talk with your dog.

Dog hair in food is just another spice.

If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

A picture you will remember forever.

When the dog comes back in you realize he has been rolling in the dead bird/squirrel you thought you carefully buried that morning.

At least three of your five weeks vacation are scheduled around grooming,vaccinations and dental cleaning...all for the dogs!

All I Need To Know I Learned From My Dog

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Take naps and stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

Thrive on affection and let people touch you - enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck. When you leave your yard, make it an adventure. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout - run right back and make friends.

Bond with your pack. On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire. When you're excited, speak up. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Weapons of Mouse Destruction

The Mouse cannot be found

The mouse you brought in from the garden is currently unavailable. The mouse might have hidden under the cooker, or you may need to adjust your hunting skills.

Please try the following:

Click the catch new mouse button, or try again later.

If you have decapitated and disembowelled the mouse and don't want your owner to tread on the remains, hide the evidence behind the sofa.

To update your Weapons of Mouse Destruction settings, click the Where's Mouse? menu, and then click Check Hidey Holes. On the Locations tab, select Under Cooker. These settings should correspond to where the mouse was last seen.

If your household has enabled it, your owner can automatically discover mouse when it runs across her foot. If you would like your owner to locate the mouse now, click Detect Mouse

If your owner has declared the house a No Scurry Zone, click the Tools menu, and then click on Evict Mouse. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the location the mouse was last seen and follow the instructions.

Click the Blame button if you would like to blame the other cat for this mouse.

Cannot find mouse or General Rodent ErrorIntermouse Explorer

Mind Games Dogs Play

After your humans give you a bath, don't let them towel-dry you! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your humans bedtime.

When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.

Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.

Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go pee, sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.

Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go poop. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.