You Know You Are a Dog Person When...

All dates must pass your dog's inspection.

All of your clothes have dog hair on them, even when they come back from the laundromat or dry cleaners.

You get birthday cards for each of your dogs from family, friends, and the vet. Every gift you ever get has something to do with dogs.

Kiss your dog more than 10 times per greeting.

All your non-dog friends know to dress down when visiting your house

Books and movies are ruined for you if the dog references are incorrect.

Onlookers grimace at the sight of you sharing your sandwich with your four-legged pal, bite for bite.

Call long distance and talk with your dog.

Dog hair in food is just another spice.

If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

A picture you will remember forever.

When the dog comes back in you realize he has been rolling in the dead bird/squirrel you thought you carefully buried that morning.

At least three of your five weeks vacation are scheduled around grooming,vaccinations and dental cleaning...all for the dogs!

All I Need To Know I Learned From My Dog

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Take naps and stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

Thrive on affection and let people touch you - enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck. When you leave your yard, make it an adventure. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout - run right back and make friends.

Bond with your pack. On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire. When you're excited, speak up. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Weapons of Mouse Destruction

The Mouse cannot be found

The mouse you brought in from the garden is currently unavailable. The mouse might have hidden under the cooker, or you may need to adjust your hunting skills.

Please try the following:

Click the catch new mouse button, or try again later.

If you have decapitated and disembowelled the mouse and don't want your owner to tread on the remains, hide the evidence behind the sofa.

To update your Weapons of Mouse Destruction settings, click the Where's Mouse? menu, and then click Check Hidey Holes. On the Locations tab, select Under Cooker. These settings should correspond to where the mouse was last seen.

If your household has enabled it, your owner can automatically discover mouse when it runs across her foot. If you would like your owner to locate the mouse now, click Detect Mouse

If your owner has declared the house a No Scurry Zone, click the Tools menu, and then click on Evict Mouse. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the location the mouse was last seen and follow the instructions.

Click the Blame button if you would like to blame the other cat for this mouse.

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