Puppy Rules: It's Mine

If I like it, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If toys are out, all of them are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.

P.S. Same rules go for human toddlers!

My Cats Clean Their Litter Box

I have two of the funniest cats in the world. They are nothing short of amusing entertainment! They have a strange but entertaining habit of cleaning their litter boxes. Yes, I mean cleaning them from top to bottom after using them. I don’t mean the usual “covering up” after their business is done. They stay in the box several minutes afterwards and scratch at every spot of the box and then the lid. They both do it as if they know the other is watching and don't want to miss anything in case it is spot checked. When they have completed the task, they each step out of the box and look back as if admiring their handiwork.

Funny Dog Show Story

This funny pet story makes me laugh every time I read it.

First time at a dog show, I'll never go near one again.
The Breeder said "Show him" when I bought my dog,
I showed him alright, the whole place was agog.
They gave me a number, they gave me a pin.
But I couldn't bear to stick the thing in.
So I rushed to the shop and bought some clear glue.
Then I stuck the card onto his back in the loo.
We arrived at the ringside to find we were first.
In the Puppy Class (this part is the worst).
We marched in together as fast as we were able.
Arrived at the judge who said "Up on the table".
This really surprised me, my skirt was quite tight.
And I just couldn't make it, try hard as I might.
The Judge looked quite worried, he said "Listen here
Put your dog on the table, not you, my dear."
By now I was trembling, I felt such a fool.
But I said to myself..."Play it cool, play it cool."
"How old?" said the Judge, I heard it quite clear.
Well really, I thought, and said "Thirty next year."
The Steward, poor fellow, threw a kind of fit.
He spluttered, he coughed, and his eyes ran a bit.
"I'd have that cough seen to" I said to him when.
He'd finally stopped...then he started again.
"Once round the ring, dear, as fast as you can"
Said the Judge, so I did, I just ran and ran,
But when I arrived (out of breath, I'll admit).
The Judge said "Your dog, dear." I felt like a twit.
Off round once again, I kept my head bent.
Oh the shame, my pup crouched, he just went and went.
A lady came running with bucket and spade.
With manure so spicy, has she got it made.
We came back to the Judge who said with a frown
"Stand your dog." I said "Please sir, he's not lying down."
"You can take First Place stand. " he said. I said "Ta."
What a job I had getting that stand into the car!

Funny Pet Ads

Whether you are a pet lover or not, you have to admit that there are funny pets. Pet owners can talk for hours about the hilarious things their beloved critters do. But how about the funny pet ads? I found a site which has listed some of the funniest ads you will ever see. Pedigree is at the top of the list due to their cool ads for pet food. Check it out here. Now try not to laugh too loud. Unless of course you are one of those so called pet lovers. And if you are then we wouldn't expect anything less from you.