Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The out side.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A watch dog.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.
What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
A pet degree
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Dog Jokes
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