Saturday, September 15, 2007

Cat Comedy

What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!

What is a cat's favourite colour?
Purrrrrrrple!

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.

What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrcolator.

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.

If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Their paws.

Why is the cat so grouchy?
Because he's in a bad mewd.

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