And Now for Some Funny Pet Names

Cats are Next

Cutsie
Colletta
Sheba
Sugar
Lakiesha
Boston
Tali
Chat
Smokey
Hippey
Muchka
Eskimo
Lexi
Casper
Ginger
Trixie Boo
Xenia
Hitler
Ruby
Harriet
Shadow
Blackey
Elton
Jinx
Bam Bam

Funny Dog Names

Funny Pet Names: Let's start with dogs first:

Askim (What's his name?)
Blotto
Blubber
Bogie
Buckshot
Buzzsaw
Chewme
Chunky
Deogee (De=D; o=O; gee=G)
Ding Dong
Dolittle
Elvis
Farter
Furball
Gizmo
Gomer
Gonner
Hobo
Hulk (Big Dog)
Jughead
Kegger
Klutz
Knuckles
Nightmare
Nutt
Ozzy
Patches
Scaggs
Peanut
Puddles
Rambone
Rimshot
Sarge
Sausage
Showoff
Shredder
Stay (try it)
Target (dark patch on eye)
Toots
Wookie
Zippo

I Do Dog Tricks

Do you appreciate a dog that listens and obeys? Well then check out this link and see a funny dog do just what you tell him.

http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html

Jokes

Pet Jokes - More Funny Dog Lines

Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites!

Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
A: An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Q: What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A: A whino!

Q: What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
A: Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

Q: When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
A: When the door is open!

Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!