Cat Jokes

Part Two

What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.

What do you call a cat that lives in the desert?
Sandy Claws.

What magazine do cats like to read?
Good Mousekeeping.

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
Your lap.

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
Because it squeaked.

What is a cat's favourite car?
The Catillac.

What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A Lawn Meower.

Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.

Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!

Teach your cat to flush the toilet, yes the toilet.
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