You Know Your Cat Owns You When:

At the store, you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself.
The Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap.
You accept dates only with those who have a cat. If so, you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along.
You don't admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have.
You buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month.
You climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat.
You cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays.
You feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork.
You give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas, and you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse.
You have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator.