Dog Jokes

Part 2

Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't believe in dogs.

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.

What kind of dog floats in the air?
An Airedale.

What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
A hot dog.

What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.

Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out?
In pup tents.

Why did the little boy name his dog Computer?
Because it came with lots of bytes.