Cat Laughs

Part 2

Why are cats such good singers?
Because they're very mewsical.

What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner?
Chain litter.

What is the cat's favourite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping.

How many cats can you put into an empty box?
Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look?
Because you stop looking after you find it.

If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window?
Because the window is closed.

What is a cat's favourite movie?
"The Sound of Mewsic."